A chicken, a fox, and Donald Trump walk into the oval
office. They get into an argument about who is more qualified to be president.
“I am, of course,” says the chicken. “How do you figure?” says Trump. “I can
keep a secret. I am so good at keeping secrets that no one even knows why I
cross the road.” “Nonsense!” says the fox. “I am an expert at guarding hen
houses. I’d get my fangs into your secrets in no time.” And Trump says, “Sad.
You’re both a couple of losers! I’ve bankrupted four corporations in my
lifetime. And to get away with it, I have a phalanx of lawyers. It’s just like
the US Government. It’s bankrupt and all that keeps it going is the military. And,
yes. I know what a phalanx is. I’ve had it done to me lots of times!
#PhalanxMeBaby.”
The chicken and fox had to agree that Trump was right for
the job. So the first thing Trump did was appoint the chicken as Secretary of
Transportation and the fox as Secretary of Defense.
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