I saw my surgeon today. 24 days after open heart
surgery. Ah, time flies like the wind (fruit flies like bananas.)
I am recovering well. From the moment I woke up in
Yale New Haven hospital my body was plotting how it could get me out of that
place. I ignored it’s pleas to just get up and go. There are trees around the
hospital… and a cemetery… and a limited access highway. Maybe I could run away
and join the gypsies and spend my time dancing on the streets for coins and
telling fortunes. Well, telling bad fortunes. Who wants the truth, anyway?
Wait. That’s the hospital in Norwich. The one in
New Haven is much more civilized. No hiding in the woods around there. Maybe I
can sleep in a museum.
I’ve had a few visits from visiting nurses since I
came home. I didn’t spend any time in a nursing home. I had hoped not to. Dr.
Darr’s assistant, Eileen, talked to me about it. I explained to her that
Kristin was bringing me home and she was apprehensive about taking care of me.
She understood, but also wanted to explain the procedure. If I go into a
nursing home, it means that my doctor does not think I am ready to be home but no
longer needs a hospital. Now, once I am in a nursing home I will need a doctor
to release me. I can’t stay for as long as I want like it’s a country club or
something. And nursing homes make money by having residents.
I understood that. But I also understood that
Kristin was coming 3,000 miles to be a loving daughter to her doting father. I
know I can be difficult when I am partially conscious and wholly insane. Mostly
drugged. Over-the-top Paranoid. Scandalously Suspicious. Doesn’t-Recognize-my-own-Family
Dysfunctional. It’s a family thing. I remember dealing with my mother at the
end. Not pretty. But it’s family.
So my blood pressure was a little screwy-dazical
last week. I came home from the hospital and was OK for about a week, or so. It
happened that a bit after my surgery my heart started fibrillating. It was a
trying time. My blood pressure was crazy. It would revolve around values like
98/59 with a blood pressure of 132. Or sometimes 178/142 and BP of 112. Or some
other atrocity. 2 hundred something over 1 hundred a lot something with a side
of no good? I was enduring something awful.
Then I started to feel feint when I stood up. I saw
my cardiologist and he told me that my heart was fibrillating. It’s not
uncommon, occurring in about 40% of the cases. I was scheduled to go in, this
time to Backus, last Friday. He was going to do some procedure (beware the
‘procedure’) to De-fibrillate my heart, which involves a catheter, an
electrode, and an IV. Wake me when it’s over.
Thursday, May 3. Early. AM. I had a date with
surgery. 21 days after open heart surgery.
It was bad.
Eep!
So.
I was light headed. I would get up and feel feint.
Like I was going to fall down. Just fall over. I wanted to breathe and inhale
and get some oxygen into my lungs. Like a deep breath. How sweet. But every
time I breathed a deep breath in, I would feel breathless. Like I couldn’t
breathe a breath. I just sucked in with my lungs and held it there, a lost
breath in a solid marble lung, cold and distant.
So my doctor said; My heart is freaking out! The
anterior is screwing with the posterior. I had to take some new medicine and
watch what I was doing and make sure it doesn’t screw up or something. And come
in for that little procedure next week. Just a little procedure. We will put a
catheter into some artery or other and put a heating pad alongside your heart.
Then we’ll send a jolt of electricity into your heart while flooding it with a
massive dose of blood thinners. You’ll hardly notice. Or care. Or remember.
Sure.
Kristin brought me to the hospital and checked me
in. I was feeling better and the signs of fibrillating were dissipating. Gone,
actually. Sometime the previous week I woke up and my heart was making normal
noises. My blood pressure was acceptable and my pulse was a leisurely taking
laps around my rib case. I had more stamina. Feeling feint when I got up was
almost a thing of the past.
I came into Backus Hospital on Thursday morning.
Kristin brought me. And I checked in. I got my death wish-wrist band and went
upstairs to the operating room. Well, the waiting room for the operating room.
A nurse helped me change into my Johnnie and put all my valuables into a bag
for retrieval later. She loosened my Johnnie (I always tie it behind my back)
and glued electrodes onto my chest for an EKG. She velcrow’ed a cuff to my
bicep. Doctor mother had her way. I waited. Soon I would feel the propofol and
Valium.
She looked at the monitor and thought for a while.
“What test are you here for?” she said?
“Well, my heart is fibrillating. He wants to do a
procedure to stop it? (They like words like ‘procedure’.)”
“Well, OK. Your heart looks OK to me.”
Dr. Needleman walks in.
“How are you?”
“Hello, Dr. Needleman. I’m fine (honestly!) How are
you?”
Niceties were said by all. He exchanged thoughts
and insights with the nurses.
“So. Let’s see what we have here?” He looked over
some tests, blood pressure, pulse, blood oxygen level, (which is phenomenally
high, btw) and said I did not need this procedure. My heart had pretty much
healed itself.
Huh?
Let’s get clear here. In about 40% of cases, an
aortic catheterization valve replacement results in stress to the heart and
fibrillation as a result. Which means my heart is fluttering and the two sides
of the THump-thump aren’t Thumping properly. So that’s not surprising. But in a
rare number of those cases, the heart figures out how to smooth itself out. The
ventricles and the atriums just figure out how to get along. Isn’t that nice?
So. They sent me home. Good news. No electroshock
to my heart…! No chemical stimulus to the bunch of muscles that keep my body
humming nicely…! Yipee!
Isn’t it nice that my body knows how to take care
for itself?
Dr. Needleman looked at my X-ray, BP, Pulse, Oxygen
level and asked me why, again, am I in here? When I couldn’t come up with a
good answer, he sent me home. Keep taking your meds, and continue to taper off
the blood thinner. And I’ll see you in a month. You’re doing phenomenal.
That was last Thursday. Today, Monday, I saw my
surgeon, Dr. Darr. The nurse took my vitals, once again doing comfortably (and
vitally,) and the doctor came in. Dr. Darr is very pleasant and friendly. The
nurse had told me that the BP machine was noisy. It was kvetching about a low
battery or something. It wanted to be fed. I told Dr. Darr that we in eastern
CT can’t afford all the fancy high tech gadgets they have in New Haven. He
smiled and told me to knock it off.
And, more importantly, he told me that I was doing
good. And not just ‘good,’ good. I mean, good as in ‘very good.’ He used words
like terrific. Fantastic. I knocked it out of the field… And then some. The
tests and X-rays showed a heart and lungs very clean and functioning normally.
The fibrillation figured out how to fix itself, which is very unusual. Damned
if I know what's going on.
That’s OK. You keep the machinery going and I’ll
throw you some Paleo diet once in a while. With a vodka in one hand and a
scotch in the other to keep my genetic lines happy. I’m 100% recovered!
Ah, my Celtic/Slavic genes.
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