Reverend Paris @ParisTheRev
Is there a plague going on or what? The pews are empty! The collection
plate is dusty. Hell’s not freezing over yet, you know #EternalDamnation.
John
Proctor @FarmerJohnP
Give it a
rest, @ParisTheRev! Some of us have had enough of your #EternalDamnation to
shake a #GoldenCandleStick at.
Francis Nurse @ResidentNiceGuy
Is it just me or does anybody else seem to not work for a living?
#WorksForMe.
Giles Corey
@FlatManGiles
Don’t rub
it in. Some of us are completely swamped suing our neighbors.
Abigail Williams @WitchesFamiliar
Anybody lose a poppet? I found one last night out in the
woo- I mean. Under the pew at church. While laugh-PRAYING! Praying devoutly!
Elizabeth
Proctor @FrigidChick
Oh, that’s
mine. Must have fallen out while I was being judgmental and freezing beer with a look.
Tituba @BarbadosBabe
I can’t BELIEVE the cost of blood these days! I can’t get a
drop of good Christian baby blood for love nor Satan worship! Have to use
chicken again.
Ezekiel Cheever @PompousPrisonGuy
You know everybody can read this, right?
Ann Putnam @AngryGirl
Anyone seen a baby? I keep losing them!
Rebecca
Nurse @BreakfastLover
Just pop
out another one, #Breeder.
Ann Putnam
@AngryGirl
Oh, sure,
Mrs. 27 children and a tribe of grandchildren.
Giles Corey @FlatManGiles
I fart on all of you…
Reverend Hale @HaleToTheRev
Finished my business in Beverly... One for the (Devil’s)
book… The gravediggers will be working overtime for now… Where to next?
Judge Danforth @HearComesTheJudge
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