Tuesday, May 16, 2017
Goes to Hell Joke No. 1 (They had to start some time.)
Trotsky, Lenin, and Trump go to hell. Satan says, OK. Who's the biggest sinner? I'll give one of you the keys to the Underworld!
Trotsky says, I wanted to convert the world to Communism! And give it all to the collective Soviets!
Lenin says, I wanted to create a Socialist paradise! And give it all to the all to be overseen by the all for the good of the all!
And Trump says, They just gave it all to me. #Losers.