Working Papers

Um. Ya. This will work.

Let’s see…

Mitch McConnell can clean toilets at the Watergate hotel.
Nancy Pelosi can open up a lemonade stand in front to congress.
The generals at the Pentagon can stage Stratego marathons. Cosplay and all.
John Bolton could rent out his mustache. Mitch might have a use for it!
Elizabeth Warren can join the road show of Pocahontas: The Politician. (You know, the real Pocahontas actually was.)
George W. Bush can continue to be incompetent and irrelevant. (Not sure if that qualifies as a career, but it certainly did while he was president.)
Sarah Palin. That’s all. I just had to put her in there somewhere.
Ted Cruz and Paul Ryan can put together a comedy routine, famous for their skit, Who’s on First Amendment?

And then there are other things they can do to raise a little scratch…

Reflecting pool? How about, swimming pool.
Scavenger hunt in the crypts beneath congress!
Pokemon Go for Washington. Search the grounds of our readily rentable capital for avatars of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin and all your other favorite founding fathers.
And of course, they should be able to cash in on the Hamilton craze somehow. Just get marketing on it.